Breaking Dawn quotes:

Go to your happy place, Bella. It won’t take long. (Alice)
What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you? (Bella)
Yeah – the party can start. The best man finally made it. (Jacob)
I tell you, if I could get rid of the voices in my head, being a wolf would be about perfect. (Jacob)
You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush. (Emmett)
You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating. (Edward)
Oh well, I thought to myself. He was a vampire, after all. Maybe we were going to Atlantis. (Bella)
Why am I covered in feathers? (Bella)
You are making me insane, Bella. (Edward)
You are so human, Bella. Ruled by your hormones. (Edward)
The pillows all appear to have survived. (Bella)
So you seduced your all-too-willing husband. That’s not a capital offense. (Edward)
Sex was the key all along? Why didn’t I think of that? I could have saved myself a lot of arguments. (Edward)
I’ve already mangled the headboard in the other room beyond repair – maybe if we limit the destruction to one area of the house, Esme might invite us back someday. (Edward)
I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up? (Jacob)
You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me. (Quil)
Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in? (Jacob)
Over my pile of ashes. (Rosalie)
Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’ (Bella)
Emergency vampirization. (Jacob)
Oh, I hadn’t heard the great news. A bouncing baby boy, huh? Shoulda brought some blue balloons. (Jacob)
Shut up, Jacob. Oops, I’m sorry – I mean, shut up, most high Alpha. (Leah)
Jeez, how did anyone stand living with him? It was really too bad he couldn’t hear Bella’s thoughts. Then he’d annoy the crap out of her, too, and she’d get tired of him. (Jacob)
You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. (Jacob)
What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive? (Jacob)
Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. (Jacob)
You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair. (Rosalie)
S’not so hard to erase a blonde’s memory. Just blow in her ear. (Jacob)
Nice girl who knew cars. Wow. I stared at her face harder, wishing I knew how to make it work. C’mon, Jake – imprint already. (Jacob)
She’s going to be dazzling. (Alice)
Let’s hunt, Bella. (Edward)
That was quite graceful – even for a vampire. (Edward)
You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now. (Bella)
Freaky Bella. (Jacob)
Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven’t you? (Stefan)
Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. (Jacob)
You look good. Immortality suits you. (Felix)
Goodbye, Jacob, my brother… my son. (Edward)
Aro, would you ask Jane to stop attacking my wife? (Edward)
Real. Does that make me imaginary? (Jacob)